I know its only January but I think I have found the ultimate Christmas present for all lovers of 70’s adult movies.  I was truly surprised to see Amazon are selling Pornosonic, unreleased 70’s porno music featuring the undisputed heavyweight of  erotic movies Ron Jeremy.

The best bit is the “Customers who bought this item also bought”.  This implies that more than 1 person has bought this album.  Frightening.

There are currently 13 of these available, Condition: Used.  Well what did you expect for $5.26

And if that doesnt give you your fill of twangs and thwacking, give Klaus Harmony a listen.