Nokia’s response to the iPhone.
July 24, 2008
The new iMGONNABLOWYOURBRAINSOUTPhone
Just stepped off the train, you’ve had no reception coz you’ve been underground. Your message alert tone goes beserk so you take your phone out. Suddenly a gang of hoodies arrive with knives and broken bottles. One says “Olraait Geez giv us your phone or we’ll do ya…innit”.
But days of being mugged for your phone are over. BLAM BLAM Blam…you have no more messages…Punk!”
Nokia are so desperate to regain market share from Apple and its dastardly iPhone that they have brought out the iMGONNABLOW YOURBRAINSOUTPhone or the N.45
Designed for the modern day hijacker, always on the move or the office exec defending his property and always in touch this nifty doodat offers not only a sense of safety but excellent reception and an unparallelled stylishness. Integration means you can lock your keypad and turn on the safety at the same time. A clever device to stop you making accidental international calls or shooting yourself in the foot.
For the pay as you go customers all good weapons stores will be selling airtime as well as bullets or for those who prefer monthly billing there is the contract killer option.
